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    Everything I’ve ever let go of has claw marks on it.
    David Foster Wallace (via umoron)
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      Tan and Black :)

      Tan (Where do you want to be right now?) - Geographic location…Portland.  That’s where my brother is and I miss him.  And also Powell’s.  

      Black (Share something embarrassing.) - In high school, I had choreographed this routine for our squad to perform at half time at a basketball game and it included a knee spin.  We had been having trouble all week with our knees catching on the gym floor and some of the girls couldn’t make the turn in the counts.  It was taking too long for them stand up.  So right before half time, I had this brilliant idea for us to use Victoria Secret Pear lotion to lube up our knees so that no one would be miss the counts.  Yeah. That was dumb.  So the knee spin came at a point when the music kind of dropped out and got quiet and my knees were so lubed up that I spun out completely and ended up on my butt.  My response to this was to drop an F-bomb, which about 200 parents and every administrator at my high school heard.  It was awesome. /sarcasm

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          When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ To this day, especially in times of ‘disaster,’ I remember my mother’s words, and I am always comforted by realizing that there are still so many helpers—so many caring people in this world.
          Mr. Rogers (via world-shaker)
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            This You

            “…and the saddest day
            was when I had to tell you a lie -
            that I never wanted to see you again,
            never wanted to hear your voice -
            and you cried,
            but I couldn’t tell you that it wasn’t that at all,
            just that I’m not good for you.
            I love you but I’m going to break your heart.”

            This is you in my dreams.

            It’s been six months,
            and I haven’t seen you
            or heard from you
            and I am long past wondering
            what went wrong, or
            how I could have changed it.

            This you in my dreams,
            standing there in the middle of the aisle
            under the bad light looking
            at the pancake mix in your basket
            is the same you
            who cooked me breakfast for dinner
            that night it rained,
            who left the pans and plans
            til morning,
            who pulled the table cloth from the table
            when I shivered from the cold.

            That you and I
            lay wrapped in that table cloth
            til morning.

            I haven’t seen this you in quite some time.

            This is you in my dreams,
            here to tell me that
            you did it all to protect me,
            to save me from your reckless heart.

            This you,
            a dream.

            -mp

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              laphamsquarterly:

              TERMS OF VENERY

              What’s your favorite term of venery? We enjoy of a shrewdness of apes, though a kindle of kittens is always nice to have around the house. 

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                I'm going to a wedding today and I'm stoked about the fanciness I'm about unleash upon the world...

                …but I really wish I knew how to do more with my hair than brush it.

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                  Oh baby you, you got what I need…
                  Me. To the coffee maker. Always.
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                    When I’m at a restaurant and they ask me, “How would you like your eggs,” I always want to say, “Cadbury.”

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                      World, you're on notice.

                      I’m just adding super to words to make new words. Superfun. Superhappy. Superawes.

                      Just so you know.

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